Drinks Parties, Christmas full of Fun and Wine

Posted by dodo

Christmas generally results in a spate of drinks with the locals, in which you stand about, easing your chilblained feet out of high heels, asphyxiated by everyone’s toiletries, agreeing with grannies that you can’t think how their daughters do it, as little satsumaholics charge out of control through your legs.

No one ever gets off with anyone at Boxing Day drinks, because everyone’s wearing their new Christmas jerseys — in wildly unbecoming colours — so that Rich Great Aunt Phyllis who gave it them can see how thrilled they are with it. Read the rest of this entry »